Rejoinder: whole-culture synchronization cannot, and does not, synchronize cells

There have been numerous proposals suggesting that whole-culture methods - in which all cells in a growing culture are treated identically - can synchronize cells. An explicit defense of these methods has been presented (Spellman and Sherlock, this issue, pp. 270-273, ). Here, this defense of whole-culture 'synchronization' is subjected to a critical evaluation leading to the conclusion that whole-culture synchronization cannot synchronize cells - at all. Whole-culture methods cannot produce a set of cells that reflects the size and genome composition of cells of any particular cell-cycle age during the normal cell cycle. Thus, in addition to the well-recognized problem of artifacts, it is proposed that experiments using whole-culture treatments (usually starvation or inhibition methods) are not suitable for cell-cycle analysis because these methods do not produce a synchronized culture.